Author: Zach Davis

  • Game of the Year 2017 – The Top 11!

    Game of the Year 2017 – The Top 11!

    It’s here! Let’s wrap 2017 up and never think about it again. We can still remember the games… just maybe nothing else.

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  • Here’s Every Game I Played in 2017

    Here’s Every Game I Played in 2017

    A whoooooooole bunch of stuff. Just like every other year. I’m glad I stumbled across a lot of the weird stuff that I did. Monolith, This Strange Realm of Mine, and Baba Is You are all clear standouts that I doubt many other people were able to try. I agree with the sentiment that 2017 was one of the best years for games ever, but mostly because of how high quality the best of them were, and not because so, so, so many good smaller games came out. If you check other Game of the Year lists this year, it feels like 90% of them come down to a solid 20 or so. We all knew just about everybody liked PUBG. Same for Zelda. For Mario. And those games were excellent, but I felt like we didn’t have as much standout weirdness this year that I’ve loved so much from years past. Yakuza and Nier were excellent and about as close as we got from what I played, but the indies I enjoyed felt like they mostly played it safe. Here’s to a weirder, more varied 2018.

    not bad but wheres below and deaths gambit come on 2018.jpg

    Released in December 2017

    What I’ve played:

    Hiaper diapers – Win
    The Lost Strawberries
    – HTML5, Win, Mac, Linux
    Mushroom Delicieux
    – HTML5
    I’ll Take You To Tomato Town
    – Win, Mac, Linux
    Polyamorous Relationships
    – HTML5, Win
    Vengeance
    – HTML5
    Gorogoa
    – Win, Switch, iOS, Android
    Xenoblade Chronicles 2
    – Switch

    Released in November 2017

    What I’ve played:

    Current Mood – HTML5
    MOOP – Win
    Flipflop Solitaire – iOS
    Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp – iOS, Android
    Constellation – Win, Browser
    Chasing Birds – Win, Mac
    A Road that May Lead Nowhere – Win, Mac, Linux

    Released in October 2017

    What I’ve played:

    A Hat in Time – PS4, XBO, Win, Mac
    The Norwood Suite – Win
    The Evil Within 2 – PS4, XBO, Win
    Universal Paperclips – Browser
    The Jackbox Party Pack 4 – PS4, XBO, Switch, Win, Mac
    Everything is going to be OK – Win, Mac
    The Mummy Demastered – PS4, XBO, Switch, Win
    Succubox – Browser
    Super Mario Odyssey – Switch
    Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus – PS4, XBO, Win
    Assassin’s Creed Origins – PS4, XBO, Win
    Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy – Win, Mac, iOS

    Released in September 2017

    What I’ve played:

    Destiny 2 – PS4, XBO
    worst guest – Win, Mac, Linux
    Gunstructor – Win, Mac, Linux
    The Tomatoes are OK – Win, Mac
    Tokyo Dark – Win
    The Guides Axiom – iOS, Android
    Seed – Win
    Metroid: Samus Returns – 3DS
    Gloomy Room – Win, Mac
    Devil Engine (Demo Day 16) – Win
    vapormaze – Win
    A Robot Named Fight! – Win, Mac
    SteamWorld Dig 2 – Switch, Win, PS4, Vita
    Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony – PS4, Win, Vita
    Cuphead – XBO, Win
    Golf Story – Switch
    Five Secrets – Browser
    Hob – PS4, Win
    Clayton’s Quest – Win
    Doki Doki Literature Club – Win, Mac

    Released in August 2017

    What I’ve played:

    b00tl3g kr3w – Win
    Tacoma – XBO, Win
    The Long Dark – PS4, XBO, Win, Mac, Linux
    No World Dreamers: Sticky Zeitgeist (Episode 1: Hyperslime) – Browser
    Slime Rancher – Win, Mac, Linux
    air mail – Win
    City Lights – Win
    Monster Hunter XX (JPN demo) – Switch
    Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice – PS4, Win
    West of Loathing – Win, Mac, Linux
    URDL – HTML5
    Nidhogg 2 – PS4, Win, Mac
    Sonic Mania – PS4, Switch, XBO, Win
    Pet the Pup at the Party – Win, Mac
    Mazeglaser – Win
    Like roots in the soil – Win, Mac
    Cat Bird! – iOS, Android
    Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle – Switch
    Darkwood – Win, Mac, Linux
    Dead Horizon – Win, Mac, Linux
    Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony (Demo Version) – PS4, Vita, Win
    Super Hazelnut Quest – Win
    Tales of the Tiny Planet – iOS, PC, Mac
    Fidel Dungeon Rescue – Win, Mac

    Released in July 2017

    What I’ve played:

    The End is Nigh – Win
    Kirigami – Win
    The Boxing – Win, Mac
    The Lighthouse – Win, Mac
    It is as if you were doing work – Browser
    One week, My room – Win
    Splatoon 2 – Switch
    Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator – Win, Mac
    Bare Bones – Browser
    RetroHOT – Win, Mac
    The Evolution of Trust – Browser
    Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles – PS4, Win
    Kingsway – Win
    Vostok Inc. – Win
    Saturnalia – Win, Mac, Linux
    HE BEAT HER. – Win, Mac, Linux
    Manual Overload – Win, Mac, Linux
    The Light City of Karola – Win, Mac
    Pyre – PS4, Win, Mac, Linux
    Dank Tomb – Win, Mac, Linux, HTML5
    Stonewall Penitentiary (demo)  – Win
    This Strange Realm Of Mine – Win
    Demon Peak – Win, Linux

    Released in June 2017

    What I’ve played:

    Monument Valley 2 – iOS
    Bundle Kitt – Web, Win
    ARMS – Switch
    Monolith – Win
    Sabre – Win
    Pacific – Win, Mac
    Ungrateful Birds – Win
    Gone Wandering – Win, Mac
    Drifting Lands – Win, Mac
    DEATH SWORD – HTML5
    Nex Machina – PS4, Win
    Tormentor X Punisher – Win, Mac

    Released in May 2017

    What I’ve played:

    TumbleSeed – PS4, Switch, Win, Mac
    Prey – PS4, XBO, Win
    STRAFE – PS4, Win, Mac
    Causeway – Win
    Carrocalipse – Win
    The Surge – PS4, XBO, Win
    The Final Fantasy of Cloud Boy – Win
    Pokemon: Magikarp Jump – iOS, Android
    Crazy Taxi Gazillionaire – iOS, Android
    Rime – PS4, XBO, Win
    KOZMYK WURM – Win, Mac
    Apology Simulator – Web
    Injustice 2 – PS4, XBO
    Tekken 7 – PS4, XBO, Win
    OVIVO – Win, Mac
    Dinner With An Owl – Win
    Contemp – Win
    Butterfly Soup – Win, Mac, Linux
    Dead Cells – Win

    Released in April 2017

    What I’ve played:

    Persona 5 – PS4, PS3
    I’m Still Here – Win, Mac, Linux
    Yooka-Laylee – PS4, XBO, Win, Mac, Linux
    Flinthook – Win, Mac, Linux
    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – Switch
    What Remains of Edith Finch – PS4, Win
    Little Nightmares – PS4, XBO, Win
    Ghost Hospital – Win, Mac, Linux
    Banana Boy – Win
    Baba Is You – Win
    Fairy Song  – Win
    Slime-san – Win, Mac, Linux, (Switch: Aug 03)

    Released in March 2017

    What I’ve played:

    1-2-Switch – Switch
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Switch, WiiU
    Snipperclips – Switch
    Nier: Automata – PS4, Win
    Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment – Switch
    Bit City – iOS, Android
    TypeShift – iOS
    Snake Pass – Switch, PS4, XBO, Win
    Kamiko – Switch
    Nyoom – Web
    A Melon’s Tale – Win, Mac
    Super Bomberman R – Switch
    PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS – Win
    Has-Been Heroes – PS4, Switch, XBO, Win
    Blaster Master Zero – Switch
    Blossom Tales: The Sleeping King – Win, Switch
    Everything – PS4, Win, Mac, Linux

    Released in February 2017

    What I’ve played:

    Can You Help Your Dad Lose His Virginity At The Super Bowl? – Web
    Nioh – PS4
    Tappy Cat – iOS, Android
    Postknight – iOS, Android
    Hidden Folks – iOS, Win, Mac, Linux
    For Honor – PS4, XBO, Win
    Talos Descent – Win
    The Tower – Win, Mac, Linux
    Horizon: Zero Dawn – PS4
    Hollow Knight – Win, Mac, Linux
    Night in the Woods – PS4, Win, Mac, Linux
    Alwa’s Awakening – Win, Mac, Linux

    Released in January 2017

    What I’ve played:

    Hidden My Game By Mom 2 – iOS, Android
    It’s 2:51A.M. Can You Fall Asleep? – Web
    Jump Doper – Win, Mac, Linux, Android
    DATING SIM – Win
    ZZZ Train – Win, Mac
    Yo! Let’s UP – Win, Mac
    ARACHNAFOE – Win
    Helping Hand – Win, Mac
    Resident Evil 7: Biohazard – PS4, XBO, Win
    You Live In 3500 B.C.! Can You Become The First Human To Ride A Horse? – Web
    World of Horror – Win
    Gravity Rush 2 – PS4
    Yakuza 0 – PS4
    Ninja Spinki Challenges!! – iOS, Android
    HÄŌŠ – Win, Mac
    Lost In The Deep Space – Win, Mac, Linux
    Hell is other Demons (Alpha) – Win, Mac, Linux
    Response – Win
    Wave Run – Win, Mac

  • Butterfly Soup is 2017’s Best Visual Novel

    Butterfly Soup is 2017’s Best Visual Novel

    There were a whole bunch of good visual novels this year! But out of Dream Daddy, Doki Doki Literature Club, Danganronpa 3, Tokyo Dark, etc., Butterfly Soup is the one I wish I had played as soon as it released. Not only is it my favorite of the aforementioned onslaught of 2017’s VNs, it’s one of the funniest and most genuinely sweet games of the year. Imagine Night in the Woods with more gays and fewer cats.

    If you’re not hooked after the first five minutes of Butterfly Soup… I just don’t think this thing’s for you. The goofiest of its humor is front-loaded into the introductory scenes, and I was laughing out loud harder than I had at a game since Yakuza 0.

    Not content with being just one of 2017’s funniest games, it decides to take the crown for being one of the most progressive as well; the game’s main cast is 90% queer women of color. It’s great! As a straight white dude, I was offered a unique perspective that I would rarely be afforded the opportunity to see otherwise. I 100% recommend it to anyone whose ever had a passing interest in visual novels, teen drama, or laughing. So go play it.

    If you’re up for chuckling along with a wonderful group of high schoolers, check out Butterfly Soup for free on its itch.io page.

    (Min-seo is maybe the best new character of 2017. She just rules.)

  • Try, Fail, Repeat in Getting Over It

    Try, Fail, Repeat in Getting Over It

    get over it!

    I’m back! I realize the site’s been on probably the longest hiatus in years, but I’m back! I’ve been away having some comfort food gaming during a stressful season of getting back into the swing of things after the car accident. I played every 3D Mario game under the guise of maybe revisiting them for a future column (we’ll see!), and played around with a bunch of other old stuff… oh, and start sinking my life into Breath of the Wild again. That game’s super cool, right?

    I’m diving back into the indie scene today with a game I’m glad I found sooner rather than later. Getting Over It is Bennett Foddy’s best work yet.

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  • Games of the Month – October 2017

    Games of the Month – October 2017

    I spent the last month playing every Mario game in preparation for Mario Odyssey (and an upcoming piece on the series as a whole!), and still ending up spending around 30 hours with Odyssey after its release. And I’m still going. This month was always going to be a fight for who’s in second place.

    As for the struggle for second, hey October, you put up a pretty good fight! We had a packed month with indie games and AAA both bringing out their best. As I continue to try to finish October’s… and September’s releases (and I still haven’t finished RE7, oops) let’s see what stood out among the crowd. And hey, November, feel free to slow it down a bit if you feel like it. I promise I won’t mind.

    1. Super Mario Odyssey

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    A game I still have a  handful of issues with (shallow post game, devaluing the collectibles, etc.) but also one that I haven’t been able to put down over the last couple weeks. It’s a shining example of how Nintendo still has it, and how they’re cool with taking risks on a beloved franchise. Imaginative as ever, I’m glad to see my favorite development team in the business hasn’t lost an ounce of creativity over the years. It doesn’t take too hard of a look to see Breath of the Wild’s DNA cropping up in Odyssey, but the freeform exploration and massive amount of challenges fit Mario pretty well. I wish there were more areas with tough platforming challenges and linear design like 3D World and Galaxy 2, but for what’s essentially an open world Mario game, it’s almost as good as anyone could ask for. Almost.

    2. The Evil Within 2

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    I’ve barely scratched the surface with this one, but if the opening hours are anything to go by, I’ll be loving my playthrough of this just as much as I did with the first. The open world elements don’t take away from the perfectly scripted sequences, and sometimes it even elevates them. When you’re exploring a random house and your eyes meet a body in the corner and it’s instantly dragged away… you know you’ve stumbled into more than you bargained for. I just wanted some loot, okay! Scary as ever, The Evil Within 2 is vying for my horror game of the year already.

    3. Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

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    It didn’t leave as much of an impact on me as the first one did. I know, that sucks! But it’s hard to compete with one of the best first-person shooters ever made, especially when you’re the sequel in direct comparison to it. While The New Colossus is a wild ride with a perfectly satisfying story, it never hits the highs of its predecessor. The scenes with BJ’s father come close, and that final scene is rad as hell, (except for the godawful credits song…I mean, how did they let that happen?) but The New Order was an incredible surprise that’s near impossible to replicate. This one’s still very good, though.

    Honorable Mentions:

    The Norwood Suite – I liked Off-Peak more, but if you want more surreal Cosmo D exploration, this one’s still a treat.

    Universal Paperclips – The first half is one of the best clickers I’ve ever played, the second is not. Give this one 30 minutes and see it for yourself.

    The Mummy Demastered – A well-done Metroidvania from a team who has proved that they know how this genre ticks.

    The Jackbox Party Pack 4 – More Fibbage is always good, as is the new mode where you make your friends write the questions. Civic Doodle is one of my favorite drawing games they’ve done. Survive the Internet is pretty good. Bracketeering is silly and fun and I think I’m the only one who kind of likes it. Monster Seeking Monster is a cool idea and aesthetic that was somehow made into the least fun game imaginable, mainly due to its length.

  • Getting Spooky in 2017

    Getting Spooky in 2017

    I’m listening to the Monster Mash while I write this, so you have to go find some spooky music, too. I’ll wait.

    Okay hi. Boo! Gotcha. Boo again but it’s invisible. Oooohhh.


    For the newcomers: Hey there. Let’s get spooky. If you aren’t satisfyingly spooked by the end of this, scoot on back up and check out these links to previous Getting Spooky posts.

    These first two are archived from a friend’s site I used to write for, so maybe skip these if you’re not into some wonky formatting from Wayback Machine’s retrieval process:

    Getting Spooky in 2014 (Part 3)
    Getting Spooky in 2014 (Part 4)

    And these are the more recent, better ones:

    Getting Spooky in 2015
    Getting Spooky in 2016

    All caught up with the lore of the Spookiverse? Cool. Let’s do this.


     

    https://twitter.com/spookymoonkitty/status/917882397533773824


    So about three minutes ago I was Googling around trying to find that video you just watched by typing in “skeleton dance” and found this on accident.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGRVmzUcvEg

    uh. Just kinda skip around the first 30 minutes of that video for some treats. The haunted ABCs nightmare song with the girl’s possessed friend was a highlight. Oh yeah it’s 45 minutes long bye.


    ~Spooky Thought 0129: That feeling when it’s 4:09pm the day before Halloween and you haven’t gone out to look for a costume yet. Spooky.~


    Oh you want an actual Spooky recommendation? I got you.

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    Have you ever wanted to feel genuinely unsettled for, oh, let’s say, 100 minutes? The Invitation is a true slow burn, and you’ll be coming up with your own theories about what’s happening long before it decides to offer any answers. Believe me when I say it’s worth the wait.


    And while we’re on the topic: Have you ever seen the video of Bobby Pickett lip-syncing Monster Mash? Go watch it, it’s wild. Tell them Boris sent you.

    Alright, I can’t look away from the faces. I can’t believe I hadn’t seen him do this until 2017.


    Junji Ito rules and I had nightmares the first time I read anything by him.

    hanging ballllllloooooooooooons nobody spells balloons right the first time you spell it a day okay

    If you’ve never read anything by Japan’s horror manga master you should do yourself the favor. Feel free to jump in anywhere, but my starting point was The Hanging Balloons. Have fun sleeping!



    ~Spooky Thought 0088: Here’s a fun game. Hit up this Wikipedia page and watch Halloween episodes of shows you’ve never heard of before. It’s fun! At least, theoretically, it is. I haven’t done it yet. Get back to me and tell me if that was a fun game please.~


    2017 has been a good year for horror games!

    First up, if you haven’t checked out The Bathroom demo (or now, Gloomy Room) go do that.

    the bathroom

    I’ve written about it before but here’s the TLDR:

    • Use a translator app on your phone for the Japanese text
    • Hang around in the opening room for a while
    • Cry

    Next up is Resident Evil 7, which, when played in VR, is the most exhausting horror experience I’ve had with any piece of media.

    re7-spooky

    If you’re not down with possibly literally dying of fright and you want to play as far away from the screen as possible, that’s fine too. I still haven’t finished it because I’m a tiny baby but it’s great and I’ll push my way through before the year’s end.


    The Evil Within 2 is cool! I know I’m in a very small camp in thinking that the original Evil Within is a kind of flawed horror classic, but people seem to be liking the second one a bit more. Good!

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    I’m still in the early chapters, and even though there’s some open-worldiness in this one, the sequel still plays like a tightly scripted action horror game. I stand by saying that The Evil Within is the first game that felt like a true sequel to Resident Evil 4. Hopefully this one lives up to that standard.

    Just, uh, don’t pay any attention to the story. It’s utter nonsense. The first one SPOILER ended with you in the back of a truck flying around in a tornado while you mount a turret and shoot a zombie brain monster. This one is somehow dumber.



    I listen to a bunch of podcasts. Some of them happen to be spooky.

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    What if non-SCP creepypasta was good? Ta da!

    These are short 20ish minute audio dramas, framed as documented interviews about strange events. A dude reads scary stories for a half-hour, basically. Ever wished The Twilight Zone was an anthology podcast? Your dreams have come true. It creeps slowly into a more interconnected storyline the further you get, but the one-off episodes remain consistently excellent throughout. Some of my favorites are Episode 2: Do Not Open, Episode 10: Vampire Killer, and Episode 34: Anatomy Class. If you aren’t hooked after though… maybe you just don’t like good horror?


    This picture rules

    this rules

    that’s all it just rules

    the skeletons are saying hello


    Speaking of SCP, please read this if you haven’t.

    1733
    “Single frame from iteration 1733-007.”

    One of my favorite short horror stories ever written.


    Aaaaaand I guess that’s it? Today’s Halloween and I love it so much but it’s more for me about the general vibe of October it brings than the holiday itself. The 31st is still pretty sweet though. Time for me to put on another weirdly specific costume that I have to explain to everyone who hasn’t made it to New Donk City in Mario Odyssey. Check you guys next year for another one of these.

    Boo-bye.

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